Live In The Moment
Anything that can hold my disturbingly short attention span will make it here! :)
I enabled anonymous only so you wouldn’t HAVE to mention your name if you’re shy or embarassed or whatever. So stop!
First of all, thanks for the suggestions guys! I’m a very picky person and I loved the one you sent me, Sabrina! :)
Secondly,
Well this one is kinda funny :D
I was testing out this app on my iPhone today, just for the heck of it. Its supposed to convert whatever you say to text. So I randomly repeated the tattoo question to it, saying I want a nice bright tattoo of a phoenix and all that and then wait for it to convert my speech. The result?
“I won’t jack off nice bright bad too all any suggestions anybody”
I couldn’t stop laughing! :P
I mean, seriously, what the hell?!
My brand new sexy as hell shoes! :P
Orange beer anyone?!
The carrot juice I have to force down everyday :(
I love reading and I’ve always been hesitant about reading anything by an author who isnt established. But this book changed my mind. I fell in love with the story and the characters and I could’t stop reading. It’s about a girl who leads a double life, one as a Plain Jane and the other as a member in a rock band. If you love music and reading, you should definitely check this out. It’s an e-book and its online and free, so atleast take the time out to read the prologue before you decide whether you want to read it or not! :)
The absolutely delicious swimming pool and lots and lots of sunshine… Heaven on earth!! :)
Has this ever happened to you?
You work very horde on a paper for English clash
And then get a very glow raid (like a D or even a D=)
and all because you are the word¹s liverwurst spoiler.
Proofreading your peppers is a matter of the the utmost impotence.
This is a problem that affects manly, manly students.
I myself was such a bed spiller once upon a term
that my English teacher in my sophomoric year,
Mrs. Myth, said I would never get into a good colleague.
And that¹s all I wanted, just to get into a good colleague.
Not just anal community colleague,
because I wouldn¹t be happy at anal community colleague.
I needed a place that would offer me intellectual simulation,
I really need to be challenged, challenged menstrually.
I know this makes me sound like a stereo,
but I really wanted to go to an ivory legal colleague.
So I needed to improvement
or gone would be my dream of going to Harvard, Jail, or Prison
(in Prison, New Jersey).
So I got myself a spell checker
and figured I was on Sleazy Street.
But there are several missed aches
that a spell chukker can¹t can¹t catch catch.
For instant, if you accidentally leave a word
your spell exchequer won¹t put it in you.
And God for billing purposes only
you should have serial problems with Tori Spelling
your spell Chekhov might replace a word
with one you had absolutely no detention of using.
Because what do you want it to douch?
It only does what you tell it to douche.
You¹re the one with your hand on the mouth going clit, clit, clit.
It just goes to show you how embargo
one careless clit of the mouth can be.
Which reminds me of this one time during my Junior Mint.
The teacher read my entire paper on A Sale of Two Titties
out loud to all of my assmates.
I¹m not joking, I¹m totally cereal.
It was the most humidifying experience of my life,
being laughed at pubically.
So do yourself a flavor and follow these two Pisces of advice:
One: There is no prostitute for careful editing.
And three: When it comes to proofreading,
the red penis your friend.
— Taylor Mali
Laughed till my stomach hurt!! :D
(Source: taylormali.com)
